Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
They have beer where we have blood.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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