Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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