doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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