He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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