i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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