Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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