What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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