never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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