What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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