I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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