I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
These tits shall not be calmed
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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