I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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