There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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