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In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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