turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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