Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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