Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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