Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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