chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Randomize
