Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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