I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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