I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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