New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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