i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just had sex on a roof
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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