She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
either way he was missing a nipple.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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