Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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