She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I will be naked everywhere
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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