It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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