So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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