I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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