I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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