Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
