Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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