i think i have herpe
just one?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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