I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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