i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
did i walk over a car last night?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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