At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
