I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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