if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she pinky promised me she was 18
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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