Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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