Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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