so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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