Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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