you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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