Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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