i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Come on in and take your pants off
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