wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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