Non-Jews are for practice
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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