I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My first STD was from a foam party
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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