Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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