I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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