Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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