He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Couch. On fire.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
