At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Randomize
