is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Me too!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
