8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
