apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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