Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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